Connor Rob: A Life Story

I AM CONNOR ROB AND THIS IS A TRUE STORY! BORN IN A LIFE OF POVERTY I KNEW I CONNOR ROB HAD TO BE GREAT. I FOUGHT CHUCK NORRIS IN A KUNG FU BATTLE AND WON. IN THE PROCESS I MET MY LONG LOST BROTHER CHEVY CHASE. I WAS AWARDED THE MEDAL OF HONOR 3 TIMES! IN ONE AND A HALF DAYS. CONAN O'BRIAN MY BFF SAID... “THERE IS NO OTHER MAN LIKE YOU CONNOR ROB.” I FLEW TO THE MOON AND DIED IN THE PROCESS... TWICE. BUT SOMEHOW I MANAGED TO GO ON. I AM HERE NOW TO LOOK FOR MY SOUL MATE LAFAWNDA WHO I LOST ON THE PLANET OF THE APES. I MOURN HER LOSS EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS A CHIMP HERSELF WITH HER OUTLANDISH SMILE. I WRITE OFF SAYING GOODNIGHT AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Welcome to My World...

            I am very excited to be on Blogger... It seem's that just yesterday I got a facebook. Oh wait it was only yesterday! I will be here to write about my past, present and, future expeiriences some of which may suprise you others I am afraid will dissapoint. Again I am very excited to be on Blogger I will update as much as I can... So Ta Ta for now!
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